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Monday Mud ~ Labor Day Sept. 7th

Me & The Outlaw Trucker - Steamboat '09 Holiday on a  Monday – few things in life are as cherished to the same degree as a mandated holiday on the nastiest day of the week. And yes, I realize that...

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Cardiac Rhythm & Blues

A sinus rhythm is defined one way as the normal regular rhythm of the heart as generated by the sinus node. This is what you want to see in a patient when an EKG is performed- five healthy waves in a...

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Where Are They Now? Part Doo

Yesterday, we began a series trying to bring you up to speed on the main characters of Half Past Awesome. Today, I give you Part 2: Where Are The Unsung & Unpaid Heroes Of My Crappy Little...

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Every Dog Has His Day

Abs To Envy The other day, I saw a tee shirt on a fellow member of CrossFit that boldly stated “Run Faster Than A Lifter, Lift More Than A Runner” (or something to that effect). I kinda liked it, in...

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Tail Dragging Top Ten

Old Friends Picking Old Tunes “CALIFORNIA WOULD BE A GREAT PLACE TO LIVE IF IT WEREN’T FOR THE CALIFORNIANS.“  -Dirtbag (a native of the S.F. Bay area and current resident of Washington State) Top 10...

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Birthday Blues In A-Minor

The Dirtbag & Me, Circa 2030 In 5 days it’s officially over. By over, I mean my youth. May 15th is the day that I hit 36, and from there it’s a hop, skip and a shuffle to assisted living. Yesterday...

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The Duel With The Dirtbag

Smacking The Dirtbag On September 12, 2010 two middle-aged heaping sacks of sluggishness will square off in Portland, Oregon for the Pints To Pasta 10k race. The Dirtbag and I are said heaping sacks of...

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Taking It For Granted

Like most emergencies, this one came as a surprise. I was trying to enjoy a cup of cold coffee while sitting out in the sun, unremarkably bitching about the heat to Chris & Kristen. The patio of...

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My Latest Last Will & Testament

From The Dirty Churros Archives.... Tomorrow, I’ll be undergoing some sort of exploratory procedure. The details are somewhat murky, but the long and the short of it is that some people who practice...

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Gotta Keep On Keepin’ On

For sale: 5 acres, 2 shovels, 1 broom. Children not included Vapor lock. Two words when that come to mind when I wrap my warped mind around the concept of moving back into town: “vapor lock”. We bought...

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